Dropping pick up lines.
Yesterday I was jogging while listening to fly.fm radio and I was laughing alone when the DJS were bombing each other with pickup lines while the other, dropping ém. There were some listeners who called and they had to drop the pickup lines given. I don’t remember much, but these are amongst the funniest.
#1
- I’ve lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
- Do you want my dad’s?
#2
- Do you have a plaster? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- No wonder la your face is like that!
#3 ( I forgot, but it sounded something like this)
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
- Luckily I don’t, cause your breath stinks, man!
I thought it’d be fun to drop some pick up lines, so I searched for some lame pick up lines on the internet and try to drop em, here. haha. I’m doing this just for the sake of this blog, other than for my personal entertainment. 
#1
- Do you want to see something swell?
- I see your tummy is swelling.
#2
- You are so hot when i look at you I get a tan
- I think you had too much of tan that you look like an ugly pig.
#3
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- I think somebody has just stole something from you. Your brain!
#4
- Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!
- I hope people like you will die in bomb explosion, literally.
#5
- I think we have met before. Don’t you remember me?
- Sorry, I have a disease called IRUP. That is, inability to remember ugly people.
#6
- Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.
- Are you stupid? because heaven does not have holes.
#7
- Do you come here often?
- No, are planning on stalking me? If you are, I’m going to call my dad who happens to be a wrestler/boxer to beat you up.
#8
- You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right.
- oh? then you must be the sidekick or, a.k.a. loser.
#9
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- Can you even spell the word, map?
#10
- I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
- I hope they would insurance your face too, because your face looks like it has been squashed!
#11
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- Oh really? but the thing is, you can’t.
#12
- I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
- I’m diabetic
#13
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
- Did you know that incredible hulk is really small down there?
#14
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- Pity. cause there is not one good looking guy in here.
#15
- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- so, where is your Porsche?
the #15 might actually work if he really does have a Porsche of his own. 
If you think you can do better than me, please do. Feel free to share the lamest pick up lines you have came across as well. hehe. Have a great weekend, people!
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my #1 : do you have a name or can i call you mine :))
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oh moi, this is just so funneh! :D
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umm, where’uve been for such a long time? holidays?
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Apokobondo?
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most of the replies has the word “ugly” in it.
oh yea, i heard someone said “you’re hot like sambal” to a friend of mine before. ahahah
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yea, I know. couldn’t think of anything else. haha. =D
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Nih memang kelakar..Hot like sambal..hahha
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one guy penah cakap to me : ‘awak mesti penat hari ni kan, malam tadi awak berlari-lari kat dalam fikiran saya..’
and i was like.. ‘hey i read about that pick up line before somewhere in the mags or is it kat internet.. kat mana you baca eh??’
gosh.. (!!)
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haha. apa reaction dia bila ckp cmtu? mesti malu gle. lol.
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haha.
#15
- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- so, where is your Porsche?
I guling2 gelak ok baca yg numb 15 ni.
That’s the best. Haha, ouh aisya. Can i get yr ym or msn ?
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#12
- I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
- I’m diabetic
#13
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
- Did you know that incredible hulk is really small down there?
haha lawak la..incredible hulk eih?
<–this is incredible hulk XP
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I’m not diabetic, but.. heck, that’s what I could think of, I tried to answer em ASAP.
and… you sure do know why incredible hulk is really small down there, huh? hahah. xD
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of course lah mwahaha
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Haha..
I was walking with my friend to a shop which is located at ground floor of boys hostel when they tried to grab our attention:
Them: Kami sayang budak tahun pertama, kamiu takkan buli budak tahun pertama. nak no matrik abang (euu..). nnt abg campak kad matrik.
we: :))
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hahahaha! okay this is friggin funny!
this one are one of the funniest:
#12
- I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
- I’m diabetic
i can imagine the dropper’s face! hahaha
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Haha sooo Funny…and some of them need sometime to understand…slow…
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Aren’t you tired? You’ve been running in my mind the whole time. - it worked.
Great cheat sheet. I’ll not this down
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haha. that one doesn’t sound that silly. It might actually work.
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LOL about pickup lines. They’re funny to read, but when they’re actually used in real life, it’s really stupid. LOL.
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Haha. Those are hilarious. I can’t believe the pickup lines some people use, it just makes them look stupid. =P
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One that I used before.
Girl: My goodness, this sambal nasi lemak is really hot.
Me: No, you’re hotter.
And another one that I thought was really nice is from the movie Paris je’taime, one of my all time faves.
Man: Can I rub your feet
Woman: Why do you want to rub my feet?
Man: Because you feet hurts.
Woman: They do?
Man: You ran all night in my dreams.
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“Girl: My goodness, this sambal nasi lemak is really hot.
Me: No, you’re hotter.”
I likeee. xD hehe.
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aisyah : does skyjuice sweet?
me : no, you’re ’sweeter’…
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“uh”
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LMFAO @ THOSE PICK UP LINES!!!!!!!!!! *laughs* HOW FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#9
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- Can you even spell the word, map?
wham! haha. pick up lines cant be used because they were everywhere on the internet.
facts: i dont even know what is pick up lines until recent.
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ahahhaha super bangang!;)
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Ummm.. Pick Up Lines? Does it work?
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depends. can’t really say.
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Number 13,14, and 15 is the best..hahaha
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LoL~ never thought anyone will blog about pickup lines..
honestly I never knew how pickup lines sounds like. and now I know.. haha. no I’m not a geek, just being simple :P besides, I believe it’s not malaysian style hoho
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Those pick up lines are very famous here in the Philippines. Swear. Those made me laugh! :P
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so funny..#9 n #15 is my favourite.do these pick up lines really work?
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lol! so funny. heee. oh wait, i have some
1#
-hye, my name is blablabla
- do i look like i care?
2#
-(when i’m alone at some place. eg. bus stop)
hye, are u alone?
-no lah, there are about 35 people around me, its just that u cant see them because they are hiding from the ugly man who is talking to me.
3#
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
- oh really? thats weird. the voices in my head told me to stay away from u
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me: the voices in my head told me nothing..but i really wanna say hi..hi azima pimboli..
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haha hi
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the third is terbaek!
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Ooff, I would never use a chat up line to anyone. It’s so degrading!
I love the dropping chat up lines idea though. I can’t think of one right now.
Anyway, hi there Aisyah. Just stumbled upon your site. I love it so much so I decided to link you one mine. :) I am a fellow Malaysian too.
How are you?
x
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hey, I’m fine. thanks, how are ya?
well, pick up line MIGHT work on people you already know. I mean, a close one. despite the cheesyness. and you can actually laugh at him/her about the pick up line he/she used. but for a total stranger, cheesy pick up line is uh.. no.
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haha…
pick up lines…
always sounded tacky though…
but rarely, they worked out…
depends on the tacky-ness of the respectively pick up lines and the victim they’re trying to drop it on to…
LOL
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the question is care
but the answer is hurt
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fly fm? hmmm, lagi suka hot fm la kot skang..dulu layan era je..tapi era dah semakin bosan..
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i agree with you, that only #15 will probably work the best. but i love ” If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- Oh really? but the thing is, you can’t.”
anyway, i love your website!
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Funniiee!
I think pick up lines are lame when used seriously. I think it swt when guys use pick up lines to be cute and I guess it does work sometimes. lol, not those rude condescending onces but those swt little things. Maybe I’m just a sucker for the goofy types.
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I agree with halley
When ppl use pick up lines to actually “pick up” girls..it’s so insulting..its nt evn lame anymore.
it’s like they think girls r cheap
bt when used as a joke..yea its cool
n sweet sumtimes
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oh btw…bubbye aisyah!
i x leh bace blog u 4 a while nnt
n hav fun at tanchap
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Such a tricky question..
Have another motive ma…
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Haha cool!
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Hahaha Aisyah you always make me wonder how did you manage to write things that can make me laugh like a madman
I’m loving this the most:
ROFLMAO!!!
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