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28 May
2011
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Just updates

My family and I were having breakfast. Dad bought some nasi lemak, roti jala, kari ayam and bubur durian or something.

“Ni ada roti jala, murah je. 20 cents sebiji” Kata ayah dengan semangatnya.

“Eh, murahnya” kataku. “Lepas ni, beli je. Tak payah buat”

“Tula, ayah beli RM3. Arina, cuba check. Ada berapa?” Tanya ayah kepada Arina.

“Eh, ada 5 je. Tadi Arina makan satu, so ayah beli 6 la” kata Arina.

“oh, maknanya satu 50sen laa. Patut beli 5 ringgit tadi” Kata Ayah sambil ketawa.

“5 ringgit nak buat apa nya, banyak sangat,” ibu mencelah.

“Yelah, dah nampak kuah durian. bukan senang nak dapat kuah durian. Nak kena panjat pokok durian satu hal pulak”

Tiba-tiba Hazim, adik ku bersuara, “Ayah, mana ada orang panjat pokok durian”

Kemudian, semua orang ketawa sampai tersedak nasi lemak.
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8 May
2011
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Can you keep a secret?

It’s been quite a while since I last met Eddie. I’ve been missing him a lot, his voice actually. It’s probably triggered by this romantic comedy novel I was reading. So, in the middle of reading (literally middle of reading since I was right at the middle of the book, haha) I called him up. I knew he’d be asleep but I called him anyway. Ha ha, I’m so bad, I know ;p

So we had our lovey dovey talk, (Ha ha) and before we hung up, I told him about the book I was reading. Perhaps it was a desperate attempt to make myself seem a little more intelligent. Or trying to make myself into believing that it was a productive thing, improving my grammar as an excuse. ha ha.
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23 Apr
2011
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Rango the lizard VS a tiny spider. Who won?

So last Thursday, Cindy got a new pet. She got it at The V restaurant, where the waiter caught for her. Danang was kinda freaked out by it and Meera was even more freaked out. I was too, at first but somehow it grew on me. I’m not usually a fan of lizards especially house lizard but this one seemed pretty fascinating to me. So I called him Rango. Then Meera added Johny Rango. hahaha. Cindy’s boyfriend was away and that’s a present for him. He wanted a snake so Cindy thought a snake with legs would be the next best thing.

We didn’t know what it is so we were hoping that it would be a herbivore. But looking at it, it’s a reptile, and reptile aint no herbivore! We tried to google the species by matching the pictures and the closest we got was komodo dragon but if it’s true, it’d grow to a size of a crocodile (or almost) and then it would eat snakes. Yikes!

Anyway, when we still hadn’t google it yet, we gave rango carrot and beef and see which one it’d choose. Unfortunately rango didn’t eat anything at all until late, almost midnight time so we thought we should give rango boy something to eat. Thanks to google, we decided to catch an insect. Of all the insects, we managed to catch a spider and put it in there.

What we thought would be a gourmet meal for rango turned out to be his total nightmare! Poor Rango! :(

Here’s what happened, recorded.

and yeaah… we were actually doing assignment in computer lab.

Also, we tried to look for a bigger container to put rango in but we couldn’t find any at that time. So, rango got a new place only when Cindy brought it home. :)

Random: Had an awful oatmeal + warm water + honey for dinner. It made me nauseous with every spoon. My other option was satay, which makes me puke with every bite so that’s worse. Thank god I had my favourite soy drink to wash off the awful oatmeal down my throat. Also I poured some of the soy drink into my oatmeal cause it was just too horrible but didn’t make it better either.
Yes, I have to mention this on my blog! haha

P.s, Vote for Noktahhitam’s blog for blogger of the year award.
It’ll be heartbreaking to see non-deserving blog (ones without proper writing, FULL of ads or just plain gedik) wins because just they’re being persistent to their friends to vote.

If you need some justification, here you go! Vote everyday if you can! ;pp

19 Apr
2011
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unbreakable bond

aisyah-bully

The one on the left, [crying] is Arina.

The one on the right is her older sister.

Arina  was crying her heart out, obviously duhh.

Notice her sister’s smile.

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and yes, the sister is ME.

he he he…

We used to fight a lot, my sister and I, ever since she was born. We fought over everything. and I mean, EVERYLITTLETHINGYOUCOULDPOSSIBLYTHINKOF. But when we reached mid teenager, we fought gradually less and became really close.

Oh, I guess I’m missing her right now. Haven’t had quality time with her for quite a while. We’re both been busy. Well, especially her.

Miss you lah daketokna. Later I belanja you something k? If I have extra money laa hahaha