Slow Down!
I was reminiscing my time at my old school back in Sec 18, Shah Alam. This is one thing that has never failed to make me laugh every time I recall it.
My friends and I were hanging out at a friend’s place. We were only 13 at that time. Her mum is kinda hip one and she was very excited that we came to hang out with her daughter at her house. So she served us a lot of yummy snacks. The ones I recall are the ais krim goreng (fried ice-creams) and some ice-cream puffs.
Anyway, when we were just chilling out in her bedroom, her mum called her, “Mahirah, come here!” So then, Mahirah immediately went to her mum and when she came back, she asked, “I’m going out to a neighbour’s house to return this deep frying pan. Who’s coming with me?” Then, I volunteered myself. We were going to the neighbour’s house on a motorbike, since the neighbour’s house was a few blocks away. (yes, she could ride on a motorbike. and yes, we were 13.)
Before I got on the motorbike, her sister offered me some more ice-cream puffs and I gladly grabbed two of it. Then, I got on the motorbike, with my left hand holding the deep frying pan and and another, holding two ice-cream puffs.
So then, we were off. The first few seconds on the bike, we were already going quite fast.Then, I stuffed both of the ice-cream puff into my mouth. She went faster. And faster. The frying pan was swinging in every directions! So I hold on to it harder as I was afraid that I might let it go and knock someone in the head so I tried to tell her to slow down. but I couldn’t talk! My mouth was stuffed with the ice-cream puff!
not exactly the same bike, but I’m too lazy to find a similar one. heh. oh, lazy doodle. haha.
So I panicked, and started to tap her back, with a hope that she would slow down. but instead, she went on faster! I started to scream, while tapping her back continuously and holding on to the frying pan,
me: %#*@^ *@&#! (slow down! slow down!)
her: what?!
me: %#*@^ *@&#! (slow down! slow down!)
her: slash wang? what?
me: sl&@*w d***oeuiwn!
I guess the air resistance didn’t make it easier for her to hear me. And while I was trying to tell her to slow down, BANG! the frying pan knocked a car that was parked at the side of the road. (OMG! 
) I’m sure it hit the car cause I felt it. But Mahirah still was not slowing down! And when I finished my ice-cream puff (finally!), I screamed, “SLOW DOWN!”
her: eh? why?
me: this frying pan is swinging in all directions, you know?! I think it hit a car.
her: oh really? Why didn’t you tell me earlier?
me: -_-”
p.s, what’s the difference between motorbike and motorcycle. ah, wth. :p
p.p.s, I went to layar tanchap yesterday but I haven’t got the pictures yet so I’ll blog about that later
p.p.p.s, today is that special someone’s birthday. Happy Birthday to him. but he has to work so I can’t celebrate this day with him.
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moral of the story: never carry a frying pan while riding a motorcycle with icecream inside your mouth.
(3 in one tu!)
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riding motorcycle at 13. and it’s a girl.
you make me pity myself. isk. *cries*
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aaawh. don’t cry. you could always shoot yourself. :p
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motorbike boleh di’katakan utk moto besar 150cc ke’atas.. motorcycle tu 150cc ke’bawah..mungkin.. =)
*ha ha ha ha..* merujuk kepada insiden mulut penuh & frying pan bercium dgn kereta..
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Ooo ituke beza Motorbike and Motorcycle..
anyways, I love this post. gelak sorang2 kat bilik :D haha
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ahaha! it seems that the neighbour’s house is far from Mahirah house~ haha! that’s why she was speeding up the bike~ i thought two blocks was near enough. :p and another things is how that you finished your ice-cream puff even though you’re panic? lol!
ngee~ :b
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I just swallow it. it was cold, ok!
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haha… how was the car. did the car owner know about it?
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i tried to add comment but it show this..
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oh really? how come? hm…
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:)) I couldn’t control my laugh while I was reading your post because I was imagining it! HAHA. Good thing you’ve only hit the car. What if you’ve hit a person. HAHA. I’m sure he would run after you saying @#!*&^#%!
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hahaha :))
so funny!
anyhow, i can’t ride a bike
my family we’re forbidden to ride a bike..
oh, so, you went to layar tanchap?
where they do it this time?
btw, where do you live nowadays?
motorbike pan aisyah = macam-macam hal
hehehe
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oh, my parents forbid me too. but being slightly degil…. hehehe. xp
yeah, went to layar tanchap. it was held at Shah Alam.
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lmao. i still wonder what is “ice cream goreng”??
why not included a picture of it. haha
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You don’t know what is ice-cream goreng? well, it’s basically just an ice cream wrapped in dough and… fried. it’s fried for just a few secs in a high temperature oil so that the dough is crispy and the ice-cream won’t melt. yummy!
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Oh hey I’m in Section 18 Shah Alam most of the time now. XD Your school must be somewhere around my hostel too.
And great story, dude. x) One you should keep and tell to your grandchildren and all that. Heehee. I pity the car owner, though… Calar-ed by a kuali, ngaha. =P
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Hahaha. That’s so hilarious. I laughed from the beginning to the end of the post. Thanks for making my day. =P
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dunno why.. but it still add up my comment,
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does it happen every time you post a comment? or did it just happen once? because I’m not encountering such problem. not at all. it’s kinda weird if you’r the only one who got the error.
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hahahaha gila cool her mum!
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LMAo, thats so funny!
at least you learn like one thing… do not eat ice cream if youre on motor bike lmao..
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not every time i post. but it been 3 times already. maybe its my blog problem, maybe ur commentluv cant retrieve my latest post.
p/s: did u get my message regarding link exchange?
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kesimpulannya, better naik kereta lagi baik.. wakakaka
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Huhu.. i still can recall mahirah craziness n your hilarious gang!
what is layar tanchap??
i never know exactly what it is..
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HAHAHA. yes, those days.
what’s layar tanchap? wait for it oryte? or you could always google it, baby!
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layar tachap is an art event.
a lot of street performers being there too ^^
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huhu.. yeah.. never though of that! i always google bout never remember to google bout layar tanchap.. BTW.. miss fynn ada? poetess..
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Miss fynn? sadly, no, I don’t think so. I love her. she’s an awesome poet. I don’t know if she performed right after we were off, though because by midnight we were already off. hehe.
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Woah, fried ice cream?!!
Oh woah, that’s CRAZY! Hehe, I’ve NEVER ridden in a motercycle before because I’m scared to! Hehe… But woah, I can’t believe it hit a car! And yep, like someone mentioned, what if it hit someone?! Or you! At first, I thought it had hit you, BEFORE you said that it hit a car. LOL…
But yeah, I don’t think there’s a difference in motercycle and moterbike? I think they’re the same, for me anyways…
Oh, and happy birthday to that special someone! Heheh…
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LOL! You guys were 13? OMG! That was like, so young! My mum would never let me to ride on a motorcycle.
Oh, guess what, my 17-year-old sister has a motorcycle license. (driving license-lesen kereta but lesen motor=?? Haha..silly me!) I do have driving license but it’s been YEARS since the last time I drove. 
I thought motorcycle and mototrbike are the same thing. No? *shrugs*
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your sister has a lesen motor? wow. my would never let me ride on a motorcycle. I don’t even like riding on one, anyway. and do you even remember how to drive? an auto, maybe. what about a manual? sure dah lupa. hehe.
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Yeah.. And she passed the test in one go. She insisted to get a lesen motor coz that time, she wasn’t qualified to get a driving license yet. My parents trust her anyway. (But they don’t trust me riding on a motorcycle!
) I don’t mind though since I don’t like riding on one either. 
Even auto I hardly remember. JK JK. Manual? Memang dah lupa pun. How do you change the gear ah?
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haha. how to change the gear. if it won’t move, maybe you could use the voice command feature. it works. I dont think kancil has it, tho. if it still wouldn’t move, just kick the stick! haha.
That was really a hilarious moment. :P Come on, the pan swinging here and there. If I were in your place, I would go nuts.
Fried ice cream eh? I’ve tasted something like that in here and it tastes good. :D
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And the car owner must be so pissed somebody smacked his car.
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yeah, I’m sure he did. but I don’t think he would suspect a a car hit it because some trace of carbon (or is something else?) would be on the car and there’s no such thing as cars being covered in carbon, right? LOL. I don’t think he would suspect a pan hit it. hahahaha.
I think the pan didn’t do the car much damage la because I remember I hit a CRV or a Pajero.
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thank god the frying pan is safe and sound…
wakakaka…
just kidding…
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Hey Aisyah thanks a lot for dropping by my blog :) heheh! Anyway I really love your designs, they’re veyr artistic and inspiring! I wish I could be half as good as you, teehee. Okay besides that, the ride on the bike must be pretty scary… I’ve never been a pillion rider before so I might not get the feeling, but when my dad speeds, I kind of get cold feet 8-) it makes your legs feel like jelly and your heart thumping away wildly.
What happened to the car? Did it get a big dent on the side or a huge crack on the windscreen? Oh and I think I’m more concerned with the frying pan - did it go out of shape?
But I’m glad that your friend and you are fine! Lady luck is definitely by your side.
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hehe. thank you, you are very generous. and yeah, the ride was pretty scary. and yeah, my knees were shaking when I got off the bike. LOL. and the frying pan was ok, I guess. I didn’t check it. and thank you, I hope the lady luck will stay by my side. but I think my lady luck has been dissapearing a lot lately. how sad. lol.
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I wonder..
She was going full throttle with the bike..
If u hold the frying pan with two hands (like a parachute), what will happen?
*i was imagining you went flying* haha..
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haha, ganas.
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i wonder how the ice cream, i mean the ice boleh digoreng :P
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well, it’s basically just an ice cream wrapped in dough and… fried. it’s fried for just a few secs in a high temperature oil so that the dough is crispy and the ice-cream won’t melt. yummy! :D
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kah3x..aisyah2..satu lg, why girls love ice cream very much ye??ade yang smpi ari2 mkn ice cream..
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Oh dear goodness. That’s quite a memory.
I’d be scared to death riding on the back of a bike, not being able to have any control of the driver, or whats going on around me. If anything, I’ve always had a fear that I would fall off the back of the bike. *blush*
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Oh, so that’s what happened to MY car that day. No wonder it’s dented…
Can I claim from you for car repair after so long ar?
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hahahahah,so funny lah…I never imagine if this situation happen to me..I will slap my friend’s head.
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that was really funny. hahaa. or maybe i exaggerated it in my imagination but wish i could’ve witnessed it.
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