2011
Squatting on toilet seat? Say what?
Let me just be straight to the point of this entry.
Why is that whenever you go, no matter it’s the toilet in KTM station or The Gardens, you still can find at least one toilet seat with shoe print on it! I mean, SERIOUSLY?
SERIOUSLY???
Where are these people come from? I don’t know about you boys but in girls toilet, this often happen.
In my head, these are the people with, I must say, lower intelligence level. Just an advice, if you don’t fucking know how to use a toilet seat, DONT! Use the squatting toilet you dumbfuck! I can understand if I find this in KTM station but in The Gardens? Or any other shopping malls? No no no, nobody should ruin anybody’s retail therapy!
I am so annoyed. Why? I hate squatting toilet because a) It’s scary b) It’s scary. So, I go to great length to wait for the sitting toilet even if there are three vacant squatting ones. It is extremely frustrating to find that after all the time you wait, you can’t use it because of the damn dirt on the toilet seat. We all know two minutes feels like forever when you need to ‘let go’.
You may ask, why don’t I just use it anyway?
- Even if I wipe it off, it’s still icky.
- It’s not my job to clean up after people’s mess
- It’s fucking dangerous to use the toilet with the seat up because I could fall into it and get my ass stuck!’
I can’t help to wonder, why do people do this?
Are they really THAT dumb? Other them being dumb, I’ve came up with some prevailing circumstances to this behaviour. (prev circ, ayat nak bombas je ha ha. siapa tak faham, too bad.)
- It’s their first time using toilet seat and they don’t have the level of intelligence to figure out how to use it.
- They can’t read the sign “DO NOT SQUAT ON THE TOILET” maybe the sign should say, “ONLY DUMBFUCKS SQUAT ON TOILET” instead and hopefully they know what that means.
- They’re having some bad ass diarrhea that they feel the need to squat.
Now, here’s why NOBODY should do it.
- It’s dangerous for you cause you might slip and fall.
- If you are overweight, the toilet might break. Wouldn’t it be so embarrassing if you have to pay the damage for THAT?
- It’s so so fucking inconsiderate to other people. What? You expect people to clean up after your shit? Hell no! As stated in Ikea toilets, leave the toilet as you’d want to find it.
- IT’S EMBARRASSING our nation! It shows how backwards our minds are! How do you expect for our country to develop with this attitude? Can’t even get our ethics right. Shame, shame shame.
FYI, the toilet seat is the cleanest area in the house. It’s the area with least amount of germs compared to… everywhere! And the area UNDER the toilet seat has the most amount of germs esp fecal germs. So, I ain’t lifting the toilet seat up for my ass, bitch!
If you don’t believe me, google it.
Gosh.
I think it’s a matter of awareness. Maybe we should create a special ad for this – “never squat on toilet seat!!”
haha yessss and they should put it in KTM station and trains, especially!
I HATE SQUATTING TOILETS TOO! tak tau lah kenapa tapi memang lagi selesa guna sitting toilet. except kat kolej, takde choice.
tulah memang geligeleman gak kalau ada shoe prints atas sit. aisy. entah apa-apa je kan.
you’re fighting for your shitting’s right.. go go ecah!!!
totally man!
Squatting toilets are used throughout asia, and there is virtually no colon cancer in that region, compared to america where colon cancer is the second most deadly cancer. So yeah, maybe they don’t want cancer?
like I said, those who prefer to squat, by all means use the squatting toilets but dont squat on sitting toilets. btw, colon cancer has nothing to do with your toilet habits but with age, diet, obesity and genetics. you should do more research on that, smarty pants.
i would like to share some reasons:
1. some of them are coming from village, countryside which squating toilet is commonly use then sitting toilet. so, feel awkward when sitting on the toilet
2. some sitting toilets have small gap between the sit and the water inside, so when you poo, the water inside splatted (terpercik). so kene kat baju/seluar. nnt nak semayang susah.
3. some people mis-shot on the sit. ew, im not cleaning that too.
some more reasons. but what ever you do inside that, please make sure your safety and keep clean. just my 2 cents.
Please don,t blame them. Please don,t things for granted that someone knows how to use it.Some may feel unhygienic by sitting on the bowl. It is full of germs.
Secondly the Malaysian attitude towards something which does belong to him or her.
We still have a lot to learn. We may be developed physically but sorry to say mentally we are out.
Hey! lol nice post! by the way, there’s a Facebook page ‘I Love Clean Washroom’ that talks about our Malaysian public washrooms whether its the good to be praise or bad to be stepped on! Come join us and share your views and experiences!
http://www.facebook.com/ilovecleanwashrooms
Continue to relax too much will get lots of trouble in health later on. This is one of the reasons for Colon Cancer. http://www.naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html
We are meant to squat naturally not resting and lazing on a toilet seat. It’s how nature meant for us to be so that we could stay healthy.