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my annoying bibik.

Aisyah — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:16:30 +0000

I was staring at the screen, tweeting about how lazy I was to go out to get some stuffs, when I heard my baby sister, Aida came into the room, and went straight to the bathroom to get a bath. Not long after, as I finally get the strength to get my ass up and turned around, I glanced towards the bathroom and to my surprise, it was Kak Rose, the housekeeper cleaning my bathroom. So, I said,

“Laaa… ingatkan Aida mandi tadi”

“Aida tengah tengok TV kat bawahlah, Syah haha” She laughed, for no apparent reason.

“Oh, takdelah, sebab Aida kadang-kadang masuk, bogel, mandi, pastu terus blah,” I clarified.

Then, she replied, ”hahahaha itulah, kadang-kadang Aida tu tak flush, busuk bilik air, Syah!”

“Huh???”

I was laughing inside trying to figure out why she said that. Is it because she has hearing problem or she just thought it was a relevant thing to reply. Anyway, it was not the first time.

Kak Rose is so annoying. Like, unbearable annoying. Like, when you watch a movie where the abused person is so darn stupid, kind of annoying. She says irrelevant things and state the obvious ALL the time and interfere when people having conversations as if she was even in it. But I can understand that she’s lonely and in need of social life, but still, she shouldn’t ruin my already limited conversation at home. Gosh. One cool thing though, she’s very kind and actually care about us. Very hardworking too, and sometime a lil’ too hardworking that it becomes annoying. So all in all she’s annoying.

Bye.

story of a random kid.

Aisyah — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:21:59 +0000

It was four in the evening and I was watching Pelham 123 on my mac, lying peacefully on my bed when someone knocked on the door. I immediately knew it was Aida, my 8 y.o. baby sister. As usual, she wasn’t there when I opened the door and then she jerked to me, in an attempt to surprise me. As usual, I pretended to be surprised, and she laughed, happy that she succeeded. I couldn’t resist her cute chubby little body so I attempted to hug her. She saw it coming and resisted, “no, I don’t want to hug you”

“who wanted to hug you anyway? BOO!” I said, covering my disappointment.

“awak buat apa?”

“watching movie. why?”

“oh, I want to watch also” she said, with her cute high pitch voice but with a bit of childish ego.

“yeah, sure, you can lie beside me” I said, as I threw myself on my bed. However, she didn’t join me, and went for the bathroom instead. She left the door open, so I thought she wanted to take a piss but then I heard,

“uuuh. uhhhhh”

“AIDA BERAK KE???” I screamed.

“uh-huh” she answered calmly.

“TUTUP LA PINTU!”

She giggled.

After she finished her little business, she said goodbye and went out of my room leaving me baffled of her motive. Of all the bathrooms in the house, why mine? Why did she even bother to run upstairs just to use my bathroom while she could have conveniently used the one downstairs? She even said she wanted to join me watch the movie, but why didn’t she? She always join me watch movies. Hmm… interesting.

She never fail to amuse me ever since she was born over 8 years ago. I still think that she’s a baby sometimes but it’s not fair to not want her to grow up cause she has to. I guess this is pretty much how parents feel about their kids.

finally, a blog update!

Aisyah — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 15:29:58 +0000

eh, aku ni senyap je lately? hahaha.

okwhateverbye.

Kisah malam-malam

Aisyah — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 20:23:36 +0000

Malam tadi aku mengantuk. Lalu aku tidurlah. Kerja masih belum disiapkan. Tapi disebabkan bagi menghormati rasa mengantuk, maka aku tidur. Wah, enak. Kemudian pada pukul 12.30 tengah malam aku dikejutkan oleh kekasih menyuruh aku sambung kerja. Wah, berat kepala ku amat! Boleh kata aku tak mampu nak membuka mata. Katanya, dia akan telefon 5 minit lagi sekiranya dia tak nampak aku online. Aku baring lagi, berat kepala masih tak hilang. Lalu, difikirkan tentang dia, aku online, tegur dia.

Bagus, katanya, budak baik.

Aku bangga.

Tapi kepala aku masih lagi berat nak mampus aku rasa bapak aku pun lagi ringan nak didukung. (okay, buat apa nak dukung bapak aku. metafor pelik. haha)

Kemudian, tiba-tiba, tanpa seru, aku kembali kepada sofa di dalam bilik belajar ini. Wah, nikmatnya. Terima kasih mak kerana letak sofabed dalam bilik study. Sangat berguna. Aku pun tertidur. Tiba-tiba, aku bangun. Aku tengok phone, ada misscall. Tengok jam pukul 2.30 pagi tepat. Aku tengok YM kekasih aku tegur. Tapi dia dah tidur. Aku tengok skype, skandal pun tegur. Eh, manade skandal. Bohong itu. Kemudian, tiba-tiba, aku rasa segar. Aku naik bilik, basuh muka. Selesai basuh muka, aku turun tangga. Agak gerun kerana seorang diri di malam-malam. Aku pijak tangga terakhir sambil menarik nafas lega selamat.

Kemudian tiba-tiba, aku terdengar sesuatu. Seperti bunyi sesuatu yg kecil, melekit, melompat-lompat. Aku toleh ke arah pintu hadapan rumah. Wah, ada katak. HELLO!

okay, aku tipu. Itu bukan riaksi aku. I wish. haha. I was stunned. The frog was still jumping. (ni pehal English tetiba, jangan rojak boleh tak Aisyah). Then, aku pun terpaksa membuat keputusan drastik. Memilih antara membuka pintu dan membiarkan katak itu keluar. Atau, mumbuka pintu bilik study dan buat bodoh je. Katak tu macam innocent je lompat-lompat dalam rumah orang tak rasa bersalah langsung. Sungguh nakal macam budak kecil.

Kemudian, tiba-tiba aku teringat akan memori lama aku ketika kecil, membuka pintu malam-malam dan merasa sejuk di kaki. Rupanya ada seekor katak yang merasa kaki aku ni macam bantal bapak dia nak landing-landing. Ketika itu aku masih berumur 11 tahun mungkin, masih kecil, pendek kurus serta suci. Aku terkejut berok lalu terus melompat atas kereta MPV mak aku bagaikan ninja. Tipu. Aku lagi hebat dari ninja. Ninja lame setakat lompat dinding, aku lompat kereta lagi hebat. (Tapi sila jangan reveal kereta itu tak bergerak, nanti para ninja kata aku poyo. peer pressure ni)

oh, lapar gila. Oh noes lapar gila. Nasi beriyani arab tadi tak cukup ke? aduh. Penipuan.

Ok, sambung cerita. Kemudian, setelah sempat mengelamun beberapa saat, aku ambil keputusan untuk masuk bilik study cepat-cepat dan buat tak tahu. Sebab pertama ialah, aku takut perkara yang sama berulang lagi. Kedua, aku takut tu katak beracun nanti dia kencing kat aku, aku jadi cacat. Ketiga, aku takut sebab kalau katak boleh masuk rumah, binatang lain pun apa lagi? Tapi, aku berharap sangat-sangat yang kedua dan ketiga itu tak berlaku.

Sekarang aku amat dahaga dan lapar nak mampos tapi takut nak pegi dapur. T_T

Nanti katak tu tegur aku, takut. Aku tak reti bersosial dengan katak. Nanti dia mintak cium. Ewww, dia ingat aku ni kissing booth ke apa?

Punggung besar.

Aisyah — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:54:38 +0000

Me: Mum, is it obvious that I got fatter?

Mum: umm.. boleh la nampak punggung tu besar sikit.

Me: I knew it!

**@&#!

Aisyah — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 12:52:51 +0000

I think maybe I’m depressed about something. If I’m not, I know I should. I am, and ughhhhhhhhh ok babai.

Untuk pengguna bahasa yang cekap sahaja.

Aisyah — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:43:47 +0000

Alang-alang kandungan ini berbahasa Melayu, maka, tulis je lah satu entri ni dalam Melayu. Sila jangan terasa hati, atau terasa keji setelah membaca kesemua screenshot di bawah. Tidak ada niat untuk menjatuhkan pihak mana-mana. baca dengan teliti, baru faham. hahah. Fuh, susahnya menulis dalam bahasa. Terasa sangat skema diriku yang menggoda dan hensem ini.

tengok komen yang terakhir itu. Bagus, kan? hahah

Jika anda suka entri ini, sila komen. Bodo-bodo pun takpe. Semoga dapat menggalakkan saya untuk menulis lebih rajin.

Bye.

Pssst, Today I feel so blessed. Had awesome bread toast for breakfast, lamb beriyani rice for lunch, and Shish Kebab for dinner. Aaauuw! Thanks mum, thanks Mr. Awesome for the beriyani (and for the ehem ehem) and most of all, thank you Allah!

Ok, now, for real, bye.

a random stuff.

Aisyah — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:59:39 +0000

This evening, I was home and bored, wondering what could I do to kill the time. Oddly, I had never feel bored to the core this holidays; my time was always filled with things to do, be it watching movies, hanging out, shopping or sewing. Oh, and also, day dreaming of course. Anyways, as I was thinking what to do (or perhaps what to blog about) I came across a tweet by Nanyate on what girlfriends vs boyfriends google on.

Go check it out, it’s hilarious. Then, I suddenly remembered what my brother tried to google:

HAHAHA KENTUT BERAPI pun ada orang google wtffff!

and if you think this is a super lame joke, shame on you!!! hahah.

btw, I’ll update you guys on my latest projects as soon as I got ze pictures aite?

the art of studying

Aisyah — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:18:17 +0000

First, get some grapes and put it in the blender cup.

Then, add some strawberries.

chuck in some ice.

Blend.

Serve.

Just drink it straight from your blender cup if you are dead lazy like me.

Also, you may add some icing sugar before you blend it if you like it extra sweet. (I like it extra sweet too, only I like them in my chocolates for that extra sugar rush!)

Now that you have your sugar rush, you are ready to study, and you will have less chances of getting bored and move on to facebooking!

Most importantly, the hyper-activeness from the sugar keeps you awake during studying*. yeay!

*theoretically speaking

I have exam tomorrow. English and Building Construction and I’m soooooo worried about English! ZOMGGGGGGG. Bye.

A fragment of a girl’s mind

Aisyah — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:17:24 +0000

Hmm.. what should I write here. What, what, what. About the weird, random scribbling and drawings pasted on the walls in my house? Or, or, about Aida’s funny, smart quotes. But I talked too much about Aida, like I’m obsessed with her. Which is partly true. um, um, how about my assignments?. Oh wait, all done. yes!

hm… oh oh, I know! About… the shooting yesterday. Had lots of fun eventhough it was quite stressful handling the kids and so many people talking to me. But I haven’t gotten the pictures yet. =( Hmmm…. Oh I don’t have time to blog now. Need to edit video. but I’ll have my breakfast first. What should I have, huh? What does my tongue feels like…? I think I want… some cereals and milk, and some bread and chocolate spread. and I’ll make some strawberry smoothies like the one I made last night and it was scrumptious!

*flies to the kitchen*

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