The Longest Prank Call.
Usually prank calls are short. Once, I got this call from an unknown number and he made the classic evil laugh “mwahahaha” and hung up before I even get the chance to say a word. LOL. Some of them just won’t say a word.
I got the longest prank call ever that it almost made me think that I’ve made a new friend. It lasted around 20-30 minutes. Which was quite a long time for a prank call. Who would want to waste their money to make prank calls? Idiots. He called me 3.am in the morning. Here’s another thing about prank calls; odd hours.
Usually, I ignore prank calls or just hang up the call immediately if they won’t tell me their name. but this time, it’s sort of different. I actually enjoyed it a little. LOL.
me: Hello?
stranger: hello. Is this Aisyah?
me: who is this?
stranger: this is pau.
me: Pau as in the the Chinese steamed dumpling with red beans filling?
Paus or dumplings. Picture courtesy of malaysiabest.net
stranger: yes, yes. do you remember me?
me: (thinking hard. I mean, really hard)
me: Who are you?
stranger: pau. well, that’s what YOU called me.
that suddenly hit me. Well, not exactly. I still couldn’t remember. Well, I remember that I called a classmate pau but that was when I was in form 1 and 2. (which was almost 5 years ago).
me: oh, are you Najmie? 
(I wasn’t even sure if I got his name right)
stranger: er… no…. did you call him pau too?
me: no? are sure? oh… hm… yeah, I did. when was this?
stranger: when we were in standard 3.
Standard 3? That’s when I was, 8 9! That was almost 10 9 years ago! When I was no taller than 1 meter.
At this point, I felt like I’ve done bad things to people. I called him pau. So there must be a reason for me to call them pau. It’s either they sell pau or that they are as fat as pau. So, I guess, this person must be someone fat or someone who sells pau. In Najmie’s case, it’s both. (I’m not lying!)
I know, posting this entry is very risky, but I really have no intention to offend those who sell pau and those who are fat. so, people, please don’t hate me. If you do, because of this entry. Just leave. (come back later) 
Anyways, I tried to remember everyone who has the possibility of being called pau. I came up with… *drum rolls* no one! I don’t remember anything (yes, that’s how bad my memory is).
me: How come you remember me while I don’t?
stranger: Let’s just say… you said something that I can’t foget
me: :-o
After a few minutes of pushing him to spill the beans, he still refused to tell me who he was, what I said to him and why he called me.
me: Look, I’m sorry for whatever it is that I’ve said to you. Come on, that was 10 years ago, just get over it. We were just small kids.
stranger: …
me: was I really that mean?
stranger: I’ll be calling you again. bye for now.
OMG. Was I really a mean girl? No, that can’t be. Wait, to think back, I was a little mean.
When I asked him how he got my number, he said that one of my (and his) old friend gave it to him. I bet the “old friend” is one of those friends whom I’ve treated them with nasi lemak nenek. Damn you, I want my money back. haha.
This is just one person. There might be others who might hunt me down for making them having a hard time by calling them burger, sawan, penyu, godzilla, giant and many other mean names.
Be afraid, Aisyah. be very afraid. 
Popularity: 23% [?]
30 Responses to “The Longest Prank Call.”
Have something to say? Come on, don't be shy. Just say it out loud!
with your kind of look i will give u a prank call anytime beautiful
[Reply]
@ dewa: you don’t have to be that scary you know. LOL.
[Reply]
next time, let me call you
LoL
[Reply]
Hmm, clearly a stalker…admirer…future husband. Never asked him if he sold you Belgian Chocolates. LOL!
Anyway, you abit hardworking to answer the call at that hour. I’d be; Hello…don’t know you…hang up. If calls again, turn off my phone and just sleep it off.
But I guess we’re gonna have a part II later. :P
[Reply]
To Danny: I was actually still awake at that time. Was on the phone with a friend but the line got cut off. huhu.
and no… not future husband! I want to marry a doctor. haha.
[Reply]
ahah menarek gle
r u sure u really did sumthin 2 him?
or myb he’s juz messing with u :-o
[Reply]
Nice people get no where.
I love the site. Wow, I am sorry that you get prank calls. Thats awfully long one. its okay to be mean once and awhile. I bet it was just a friend of yours harassing you. 
[Reply]
Haha this post is sort of hilarious. Uh, it’s a bit weird for a prank call to last that long. I’ve never had one that lasted so long. Like Scott said, maybe it was a friend prank calling you. :-P
[Reply]
yeah. ahem. that was me. I am pau…
lol.. not really. I just couldnt start the comment, so there.. ive done it now. :P That was a freakishly long but funny prank call. Id love one like that. The only prank call ive had is a dude.. here it is
Dude: Are you there yet?
Me: Where
Dude: Where your going?
Me: What?
Dude: The place you are going.
Then I hung up. I should have been like, yeah, are you there yet? lol. Scary thing was I had to cycle to work 30 mins later for work.. in the pitch black. :S I was pretty spooked.. but meh..
If he rings back you should say something really silly :P
[Reply]
haha.. i didnt reply to your comment. :P
Im the same with toilet handles too.. i flush with my elbow or foot, but shh, i dont want to tell my therapist that.. it sounds stupid and I really dont want to go around touching toilet flush handles. lmao!
[Reply]
omg that’s really weird lol, that would have gotten annoying, sounds like they could be a stalker to…
[Reply]
Ugh, I hate prank callers, & for some odd reasons, friends of mine always want to play a joke on random people.
Not my thing. It’s immature.
Shoot.
Besides, that prank caller knew your name? Scary. I would have hung up after about 1 minute. Pau? I mean really.
[Reply]
Wow, that’s crazy… Oh, and as for the prankster wasting their money… Well, over here, if you use a landline, calling from a local number, you wouldn’t get charged anything… But yeah, that’s crazy still..
[Reply]
haha, that sure is scary.
how did u manage to entertain that for 20-30 minutes dear. maybe u re a nice person. if it was me, the caller ended sulking because i’d be very angry and/or i just hang up after twice trial of asking name. huhu. btw, u re still young. sure u’ve got an admirer or something. ahah. go check out the primary school pictures! 
[Reply]
10 years. and he still remembers.
you should be afraid.
[Reply]
i bet he reads your blog. haha
*hello Pau!
[Reply]
he likes you?
[Reply]
DAMN WTF. You must have REALLY fucked dude up in the head if he still remembers this shit 10 years later. TEN YEARS. I’d start watching my back he seems creepy.
[Reply]
Time To Play Hide And Seek.. And Maybe You Just Need A Passport So That You Can Leave Malaysia When Things Get Worst…
Just Kidding Laa.. Huhu.. :D=
[Reply]
Pau ayam best what… Pau daging pun sedap… Hu3.
Btw kau tak tido ke apa sampai kul 3 4 pagi neh? Haish!
[Reply]
Ha! Ha! U must be ‘hot’!!! Hemmmm! Seem like someone want to ‘chase’ u but testing u first! BTW tq for dropping on my site! Have a nice day!
[Reply]
I wouldn’t worry about something that was said 10 years ago. Kids can say things that they don’t understand. I know I’ve done it a time or two. I’ve never actually recieved a prank call, did a few, but never had one done to me. Poor you =/
Awesome site tho?
[Reply]
ahhahaha!!!wehh!darjah tige 9thn la!bk m 8!ngok ngek!hahahaa!2la ko,kejam sgt!
[Reply]
Syadcun: haha. ala… budak2 kot.. :p eh.. aáh la. 9 tahun!
[Reply]
I recon you handled that well — a hell of a lot better then I would have.. I would of been pretty freaked out if I recieved a call like that. I’ve never really been prank called before. :x However, I have been on the other end, and made them myself. lol
[Reply]
LOL nice prank call…last time i got one was….last year new years eve :S
[Reply]
[quote comment=”285″]To Danny: I was actually still awake at that time. Was on the phone with a friend but the line got cut off. huhu.
and no… not future husband! I want to marry a doctor. haha. :secret:[/quote]
Marry a doctor? Am I copying you, or otherwise? hahaha. Your bf tak marah you cakap nak kawen doctor?
[Reply]
[…] AisyahRozi, WhiteCoat, CandlQueen, TwilightZone, […]
[quote comment=”314″][quote comment=”285″]To Danny: I was actually still awake at that time. Was on the phone with a friend but the line got cut off. huhu.
and no… not future husband! I want to marry a doctor. haha. :secret:[/quote]
Marry a doctor? Am I copying you, or otherwise? hahaha. Your bf tak marah you cakap nak kawen doctor?[/quote]
well, actually, my mum told me to marry a doctor. haha. and I want to. but I might change my mind. pfft.
[Reply]
hahahaha pau??? so funny! hahahaha
[Reply]