I am wearing a facial mask as I’m typing this to restore my skin radiant. Of course, blogging has nothing to do with a facial mask. But I’ve been feeling ugly lately and the facial mask pack claims that it’s supposed to make me look beautiful. Oh well.
Anyway, fart. yes. We all know its rude and embarrassing for a girl to fart, unlike ‘em boys who have the luxury to fart and scratch their bums in public without being judged. No need to go through that. We girls can’t do that and get away with it. So, ever wonder why girls “do not” fart? Well, reality, guys. As a person, a human being, homo sapiens, we do fart, unfortunately.
We were outside a mosque, after prayers, mum, brother and I, waiting for dad to get the car.
Mum: Oh.. I just farted.
She said in a relieved tone.
Me: How do you always manage to do it discreetly?
Mum: The art of farting takes years of experience, my dear.
Me: I see.
One day, I hope I’ll be able to fart subtly. Just like my mum.
Anyways, I just wanna say, to all girls out there, don’t hold your fart. An average fart per day is about 16 times. Hold it long enough, you’ll explode by the end of the day. You may apologize after you fart. Otherwise, you could learn to do it discreetly. I know I can’t. and my friends know too. hahahaha
Just a word of advice. If you know you have a bad stomach ache, don’t fart in public. Run for the toilet. You might get surprised of the things that could come with the series of smelly fart. You know you’ve been through that. ahahaha
Oh oh, the facial mask. Is it working? Do I look pwetteyh????